Cancer cells and placental trophoblasts share striking phenotypic and molecular similarities, including rapid proliferation, angiogenesis, immune modulation, and invasive capacity. These parallels have renewed interest in the Trophoblastic Theory of Cancer, which proposes that tumour progression may reflect the aberrant activation of trophoblast-like programs. The central question of this study is whether placental microRNAs, particularly the primate-specific C19MC cluster, regulate key developmental pathways in a way that contrasts sharply with their dysregulated activity in human cancers. Understanding this contrast is important because microRNAs are emerging not only as biomarkers but also as regulatory switches capable of restraining or promoting tumour hallmarks. To address this, we compared complete miRNA transcriptome profiles from normal term placental villous trophoblasts with miRNA profiles from breast, cervical, ovarian, and prostate tumours from TCGA. Across datasets, 78 placental miRNAs (45 from the C19MC cluster) were consistently and strongly overexpressed in the placenta relative to cancer tissues. Functional enrichment using experimentally supported miRNA–gene interactions revealed that these miRNAs tightly regulate MAPK, Wnt, TGF-β, Ras, FoxO, and other pathways essential for trophoblast biology and frequently dysregulated in cancer. Notably, the MAPK signalling pathway was regulated by 45 placental miRNAs targeting 135 genes, highlighting an extensive epigenetic control network present in normal placental development but lost in tumour progression. Together with recent insights into placental miRNA functions, these findings suggest that C19MC miRNAs constitute a regulatory program that constrains trophoblast-like behaviour, providing a mechanistic framework linking placental epigenetic regulation and carcinogenesis. These results support the view that restoring placental miRNA regulatory patterns may have diagnostic and therapeutic relevance in cancer.